Two Ways To Book!
One on One Expert Consult - $200/hour
Stop doom scrolling for solutions that don't apply to your specific dog or your specific capacity. This is sixty minutes of targeted, science backed strategy to get you unstuck. Whether you’re hit a wall with SDiT tasks or your “chaotic mess” of a dog is making your house feel like a war zone, we’ll build a plan that actually respects your finite energy. No fluff, no judgment, just a realistic path forward.
Lets get something on the books today. If you need hours outside of what is offered via our booking link, please reach out to [email protected]
VIP Retainer - $850/month
This is for the heavy hitters and the long haul. If you’re navigating a service dog journey or a complex behavior case while your own health or life is on fire, you shouldn't have to carry that mental load alone. You get direct access to my brain for real-time troubleshooting and long-term strategy. I only take two of these at a time because you deserve my full focus and I value my own sanity. Let’s get in the trenches together.
Please note: Apply early as there may be a waitlist. Not every case is accepted.
Is this a match?
I’m probably for you if you value science over “alpha” nonsense, appreciate a bit of sass, and understand that training a dog (especially a service dog) is a marathon, not a sprint. I’m definitely not for you if you’re looking for a quick fix, want to use compulsion, or if you’re a stubborn man who doesn't like being told what to do by an expert. Neither of us has the energy for a bad fit, so it’s best to be honest through the onboarding process.
Do you take every case?
No. While I do not utilize any sort of breed restrictions, I am very selective about the cases I take. Being a disabled handler myself, I make sure to only take on the best fits and save my energy for those clients.
What if I need help and can’t afford it?
If you genuinely need help and cannot afford my normal rates, please check out my books on Amazon.
If you find you’re still in need of one on one help, reach out to [email protected] to inquire about how we might be able to help. On a VERY limited basis, we may take on a case on a sliding scale, fundraising, or barter agreement.
What are my next steps?
If you’re ready to commit, you can either book an hourly session today or apply for our VIP Retainer program.